He expected pages and pages of bright pictures of pancakes of every variety shown in plain stacks, or built into castles or bridges or igloos, or shaped like airplanes or rowboats or fire engines. And...

One should not have to walk into a restaurant and greet the staff to get good service. They should be greeting me and give me good service.

I make love like you might make an omelet. At least, I’m hoping you might make an omelet, because I skipped breakfast like a child skips home from the class he just skipped.

Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakfast. Yes, that is the new cereal I’m preparing to launch. Don’t mix it with milk. Pour it on formaldehyde.

Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it’s 5 o’clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good...

For breakfast I want a bowl of sugar with some corn flakes sprinkled on top. Then I want to make sweet love to you.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

It puzzled K., at least it puzzled him looking at it from the policemen’s point of view, that they had made him go into the room and left him alone there, where he had ten...

The only way to eat Cheerios is without cheer. Could a product name be more of an oxymoron?

The little energy you obtained from your breakfast can ignite your willingness to kick start. Don’t overlook the little energy you have now by fixing eyes on a supposed magical influence farther away!

The days were sunny, the nights were star-studded. Indeed married life was strawberries for breakfast and loving all the time.

I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples, prunes, yogurt, five kinds of cold cereal, eggs, hash browns, back bacon, sausage, smoked salmon, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans,...

I don’t eat breakfast, but I do drink it. Coffee, it’s the most important meal of the day.