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Bed  Quotes
I can read in bed all night long. I can watch movies all night long. And I can have sex for literally minutes.

—Jarod Kintz

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You guys need to go to bed on time. Sit up.

—Jean Webb

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(My wife and I) were both still in bed, … They called at seven o’clock, and we were very excited. I have a daughter — she’s 12. I woke her up and told her the...

—Louis Sachar

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They all know the truth, that there are only three subjects worth talking about. At least here in these parts,” he says, “The weather, which, as they’re farmers, affects everything else. Dying and birthing, of...

—Marlena De

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sometimes i wake upin the middleof the nightand findpoetry splatteredall over my bed.

—Sanober Khan

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Putting to bed this whole question of Pilgrim’s independence, and finally getting that noise behind them, probably would help those who work at Pilgrim better focus on the job they have to do.

—Alexander Jr.

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He closed his eyes. This bed was a wedding gift from friends he had not seen in years. He tried to remember their names, but they were gone. In it, or on it, his marriage...

—Ian McEwan

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Luxury lives in the finer details. It’s a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It’s a mint on your pillow before bed.

—Iggy Azalea

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I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.

—Jarod Kintz

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She was wrapped up in a bed frame so I dove through the window, and that’s where I cut my leg open, and we got her out. Hopefully she’ll be fine.

—Jason Lynch

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That’s how I would kiss you, if I loved you.

—Maggie Stiefvater

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ICE is continually assessing our need for bed space in Arizona.

—Russell Ahr

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I’m such a magpie. I’ll get halfway through one thing and pick up something else. I always have 5 or 6 books open and spine-up by my bed: it’s like a row of tents. I...

—Steven Hall

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I found it was easier to get out of bed than to stay in bed, so I got out of bed and went about my business,

—Arlen Specter

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Las estadísticas lo demuestran: más gente muere en la cama que en la trinchera.

—Carlos Ruiz

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I toss and turn so much in my sleep that the very act of sleeping must be exhausting for me. Sleeping makes me want to sleep even more.

—Jarod Kintz

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I roll out of bed in the morning like a man in a wheelchair. Life is a journey, and walking is so inefficient.

—Jarod Kintz

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I am terribly sorry for any inconvenience caused, but my doctor has ordered me to my bed and told me I cannot perform for at least 10 days.

—Christina Aguilera

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I rolled off the bed and hid between the bed and the dresser.

—Lorna Zaber

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There were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me.

—Joey Lauren Adams

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Roland’s probably been in Heat more than me, … I can’t believe that people actually want to know what bed linen I buy, or what food eat.

—Ryk Neethling

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I don’t want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It’s not like I enjoy it

—Cameron Díaz

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… and it was quite a sad thing,the way I watched you sleep like nothing could go wrong and I did not want to harm it, I did not want to blur it, but how...

—Charlotte Eriksson

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What I go to bed praying for, and what I get up thinking about, is that the Tampa Bay eight (the seven players plus Dan Boyle, an alternate for Canada) stay healthy. It’s a big-time...

—Jay Feaster

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We had just gone to bed and heard screaming and she was sitting right by our door, and she was all bloody. Then we went down to the front desk to tell them.

—Emily Bodart

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An adult bed is not the place for a small infant because there are so many factors.

—Julie Vallese

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I stayed in bed all day, but giving up and saying I was sick wasn’t an option. The goal was to get to the Final Four and nothing was going to stand in our way.

—Kristi Toliver

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If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart, but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her...

—Nikos Kazantzakis

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This is all about tourism. This is all about putting a bed base on Main Street,

—Mike Sweeney

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I’ve been racing about four years now. I’ve spent a long time in bed thinking about how I would do that, my first victory lap.

—Bruce Anderson

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I’m out of bed before the alarm goes off.

—Eric Dane

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Women, they’re great for keeping the bed warm and the coffee hot. They’re also good at other things, like my job, which is why I’ll soon be fired—which is a bit too hot for me.

—Jarod Kintz

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Make time to make love. Then, after you’ve finished making love, make some coffee while I just lie in bed and quiver.

—Jarod Kintz

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I tried to assist from outside but couldn’t get her out. She was wrapped up in the bed frame, so I dove through the window — cut my leg open — and we got her...

—Jason Lynch

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It was only when we were in that bed, high above the world – then I thought the birds could have been circling around our bodies circled around each other – that we made our...

—Kathy Acker

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The season was waning fastOur nights were growing cold at lastI took her to bed with silk and song,’Lay still, my love, I won’t be long;I must prepare my body for passion.”O, your body you...

—Roman Payne

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We thought everything would be forgotten, but I still remember yourclaws running down my back.I wonder if you still think about us,the way I do.How our legs would crash into each other in the middle...

—Zaeema J.

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I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.

—Ahmet Zappa

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Early this morning I was just sleeping in bed and going over and over and it just doesn’t seem real. And just punching that thing, I felt its rubbery feeling of the shark. And I...

—Brian Anderson

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Hopelessness is advance failure in a disguised envelope. People are crippled to have bed-ridden dreams just because they don’t believe they can take progressive steps with those dreams.

—Israelmore Ayivor

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Tonight at 8:00. My bed. Bring a friend, and I’ll show you how to make a Snuggle Sandwich.

—Jarod Kintz

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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night’ ‘you’re a pervert’ I said, ‘that’s a big word for a girl of nine’.

—Emo Philips

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I actually never thought that Barack Obama was anything but a typical Democratic party politician, which to me meant that he was probably in bed with Wall Street.

—Matt Taibbi

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This bed yawnsbeneath the weightof our absent selves.

—Maya Angelou

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When Jesse Orosco threw up his glove in ’86, I was jumping up and down on my bed.

—Paul Duca

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In a crime story, the details become tremendously important – where the staircase was in relation to the bed, for example.

—Bill James

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Maybe our marriage is bound to be a fight, but it will have its compensations. Fights that end in bed have their own singular excitement, remember.

—Charlotte Lamb

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A man must hug, and dandle, and kistle, and play a hundred little tricks with his bed-fellow when he is disposed to make that use of her that nature designed her for

—Desiderius Erasmus

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I had a dream I was in an old woman’s closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car...

—Duane Schor

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I want to see this issue put to bed. We are willing to work with you. I think we are going to get an agreement if we work together.

—Gene Stamm

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