Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

I had to quit my job and start staying home with the little guys. Two of them were babies at the time and when we moved here, I was basically Mr. Mom.

I just dropped to my knees and started crying like a baby.

She watched as he settled down on the bed with Naya skin to skin on his chest. His hand all but covered her tiny body as he stroked her in that changeling way, bonding with...

Please don’t wait until the doctors tell you that you are going to have a baby to begin to take care of it. It is already there. Whatever you are, whatever you do, your baby...

That two-iron, that’s my baby,

Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things –wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its...

We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, but only after we buy some milk, cereal, and a book of baby names.

Congratulations is a societal burp that follows a positive act. When you graduate AA, you get a congratulations. When you throw back three bottles of whiskey in one night, you do not. For a species...

I think they’ve been baby bummers.

Go on, glare your eyes at me, and cry and plead, and talk tome about money and what it can buy. But it can’t buy back a child once he’s dead!

I delivered seven babies. My goal was to deliver a set of twins, but I never got the chance.

Marry, don’t marry,’ Auntie Aya says as we unfold layers of dough to make an apple strudel. Just don’t have your babies unless it’s absolutely necessary.’How do I know if it’s necessary?’She stops and stares...

Sebastian it is. You can tell me what a patron saint is later, since I have no knowledge of such things. Sebastian Kane.”Sebastian Kane Cannon. You’re going to marry me and use my last name,...

Derrick, you have to make the air move out of her tummy. You are not assaulting her. You’re saving her from a stomach ache. ~Anne Howard

An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.

We have lists that are having baby lists at this point; they’re spawning faster than rabbits.

It’s a good thing babies don’t give you a lot of time to think. You fall in love with them and when you realize how much they love you back, life is very simple.

New days should be greeted like new lovers and babies toddling along a table looking back to make sure we’re watching.

Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured,...

I watched my friend Eleanor give birth,” she said. “Once you’ve seen a child born, you realize a baby’s not much more than a reconstituted ham and cheese sandwich. Just a little anagram of you...

A surprising number are older, retiring baby boomers.

Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

At the end of the day your ability to connect with your readers comes down to how you make them feel.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that...

We’ve hired the calmest babies in the world to play the hysterical Thomas. One did finally start to cry but stopped every time Chris [Newman (assistant director)] yelled ‘Action’. … Babies smiled all afternoon. Buddhist...

For the holiday babies, we put stockings on their beds.

Karen- Grace. It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down… so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see...

Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling piousand self- righteous while you starve small children!

The main concern was the safety of the baby. Now we want to talk to the parents.

Where did you come from, baby dear? / Out of the everywhere into here.

Oh, I don’t wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too.

I didn’t want any of the radicals, the extremists. I didn’t want trucks with pictures of dead babies driving around.

We’re going to take this thing here straight over the stratosphere, baby.

There’s a Drunk Midget in My HouseAh, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on...