Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don’t introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.

No one asked you to be happy. Get to work.

There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where’s the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?

Never let the story beat you home.

For the love of God, unless you’re prepping for Rigoletto at the Met, go easy on the eyeliner.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

You must read to lead. Reading feeds. It opens our souls to a long line of counselors.

It costs nothing to ask wise advice from a good friend.

The least successful athletes, those who have never won any victories, suddenly call themselves trainers.

And everyone is always saying that marriage is really hard and takes a lot of work. But the thing is, when you know that you love someone, those things don’t matter. You have to push...

I have always admired brave men and women who endured the test time.

Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak.

I see any difficulty as an adventure.

One bullet can really fuck up your day.

You will know those who love you, when you are in need.

No one can foretell the details in a day, we can only hope.

I tell people, Don’t take my advice. What do I know?

My trainer don’t tell me nothing between rounds. I don’t allow him to. I fight the fight. All I want to know is did I win the round. It’s too late for advice.

Your desire is not up to your decision, your decision is not up to your determination, your determination is not up to your destiny.

Good advice I always hated, but lookin back it made me greater.

The most important advice I can offer is that writing is a craft that you can learn by practicing. If you keep writing, you will improve.

You battled monsters. You sweat and cried your way to this one prolific moment where you finally realize that those dark days and sleepless nights were pre-requisites to your becoming.

Words are cheap but they gain greater worth when they first minister to the speaker of the same.

You can think clearly only with your clothes on.

I feel very strongly about putting questions; it partakes too much of the style of the day of judgement. You start a question, and it’s like starting a stone. You sit quietly on the top...

Don’t trust something you don’t understand !!

Everyone isn’t going to embrace your value, but that doesn’t mean you need to go and change your price.

so much is happening now; you must be patient like someone who is sick, and confident like someone who is recovering; for perhaps you are both. And more: you are also the doctor, who has...

It’s disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.

My best advice to you is: Whatever you do, do NOT take my advice.

That which we call character is a reserved force which acts directly by presence, and without means. It is conceived of as a certain undemonstrable force, a familiar or genius, by whose impulses the man...

Here today, may be gone tomorrow! Never take anyone or nothing for granted! Be sure to count your blessing daily because tomorrow isn’t promised.

Expect nothing and accept everything. That is the only key to happiness.

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

Wisdom most of the time takes form of advice.

Advice!Nobody tells us how to be men. We just are.” “That is probably why you make such a bad job of it.- Perrin and Egwene

It is an easy thing for one whose foot is on the outside of calamity to give advice and to rebuke the sufferer

I don’t give my advice unless it’s asked for.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

An advice, howsoever nice, of anyone does not suffice to fulfil any good purpose till it explicitly specifies what is what and who is not worth his salt to make regularly his commitment default.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

My mother always said ‘Don’t bother other people.’ I think that’s good advice.

Certo, io voglio che tutti i tuoi sogni si avverino e voglio vederti sorridere, ma solo nella misura in cui io sorrido e solo in proporzione a quanti dei miei sogni si realizzeranno.” Questo è...

One surefire way of getting the results we need and want is to start taking the advice we so readily give to others.

I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes.

Over the years I’ve received thousands of e-mails looking for guidance. Some have real problems; some talk about monkeys and poo–though those people may also have real problems.

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

I never quite understood the question that says, is the glass half empty or half full? What’s the difference? Eventually it’ll end up empty and in the trash.

My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do. So, can I borrow your clothes?

Cheer up and give them out there a good reason to be happy.