A Muslim must not hate his wife and if he be displeased with one bad quality in her, then let him be pleased with another that is good.

Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.

We don’t treat each other very well, I suppose. Even from the start. It was as though we had the seven-year itch the day we met. The day she went into a coma, I heard...

She saw the scarlet thread of her lips, the light in her eyes, the family through their love, their children running barefoot in a fresh field.

Like most girls, her imagination carried her just as far as the altar and no further.

Becky –” he begins, and there’s a tiny intake of breath around the churchyard. “Will you–” “Yes! Yeee-esssss!” I hear the joyful sound ripping through the churchyard before I even realize I’ve opened my mouth....

With all the strength; Love encompasses compassion, determination, tolerance, endurance, support, faith and acceptance of whom you love.

A relationship that violates values is simply headed for crisis.

Do You Believe…on this road of lifeon this dayI take younow husband and wife…

Lovers must not, like usurers, live for themselves alone. They must finally turn from their gaze at one another back toward the community. If they had only themselves to consider, lovers would not need to...

Here’s a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!

Ida Says ‘I do’ in Idaho.” It would be about a divorce in Washington State, and the protagonist would be a woman, though I’m not sure what her name should be.

I traveled 15 feet and lost a $7,000 diamond wedding ring. They looked on the ground and conveyer belt. Nothing. I thought I was in a secure area.

I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show how modern and feminist I am by taking on her last name after marriage.

Two TreesA portion of your soul has beenentwined with mineA gentle kind of togetherness, whileseparately we stand.As two trees deeply rooted inseparate plots of ground,While their topmost branchescome together,Forming a miracle of laceagainst the heavens.

The dweam of wuv wapped wiffin the gweater dweam of everwasting west. Eternity is our fwiend, wemember that, and wuv wiw fowwow you fowever.

Never develop any mysticism, about love; for love itself is a mystic thing that puts you in a mystic situation.

They were stars on this stage, each playing to an audience of two.

A wedding is and event, but marriage is a life.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

Marriage is not essential to the contentment, the dignity, or the happiness of woman.

I am forever grateful for not knowing—What would have been. WHAT WILL BE holds none of those bittersweet pangs and it is lit w joy.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to audition.

Marriage is a partnership, not a democracy.

Paradoxically, the more you truly love that person, the more love you receive.

And down I went to fetch my bride:But, Alice, you were ill at ease;This dress and that by turns you tried,Too fearful that you should not please.I loved you better for your fears,I knew you...

We made love like two sand dollars in a vending machine. She said she wanted marriage and kids, and I said all I wanted was a soda.

The groom always smiles proudly because he’s convinced he’s accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she’s been able to convince him of it.

I married a man who was as much a part of me as my own soul.

Novels are written word by word. If you can write a word, and then another word, you can write a novel—assuming your novel will be two words long. Here’s a two-word romance novel: I do....

To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.

I’ll invite you to try my wedding. Free samples until Tuesday!

We still don’t know why this was done. Obviously anyone who blows himself up in a wedding hall is not someone who wants the good of his country or the good of any human being.

Damn you’ve got an irresistible mouth. You should hold it against me more often.” ~Luke, Kissing the Maid of Honor

Prima nuntă. Primul vis împlinit. Iar ea, mireasa, parcă plutea pe-un nor, fiind toată numai z mbete. Era, cu-adevărat, cea mai frumoasă zi din viaţa ei!

I do.

The bride waits here,” she said, running her hands along her hair, taking in her image but seeming to drift away. “This is the moment you think about what you’re doing. Who you’re choosing. Who...

It’s scented! Your wedding invitations are scented?””It’s meant to be lavender.””No, Dex – it’s money. It smells of money.

Every bride is beautiful. It’s like newborn babies or puppies. They can’t help it.

Men marry. Women wed.

I don’t have any rings on my finger, except my wedding band and that doesn’t count as far as a championship goes, … I want to be a champion in this league and be the...

Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. ‘Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.’ ‘Lola?’ squeaked Diamond. I wanted to warn her not to rise to the bait Xav was dangling...

I will tell him that I’ve always thought he was a monster. And that I want to be his bride

Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I’m paying you $1,000 when all you’re doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE

And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offended, so I zipped up my pants and left the wedding reception.

The voice welling up out of this little man is terrific, Harry had noticed it at the house, but here, in the nearly empty church, echoing off the walnut knobs and memorial plaques and high...

Was it the happiest day of our lives? Probably not, if only because the truly happy days tend not to involve so much organisation, are rarely so public or so expensive. The happy ones sneak...

With my wedding photography business, I want repeat customers. So hooray for divorce! That’s why I take lots of pictures—of cheating spouses.

Your wedding may be in May; you booked the facility in December; but what if a month before the ceremony, the facility was destroyed in a fire, flood, or tornado? What would you do? Most...