People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions.

I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living.

The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.

I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say.

My cat mocks me frequently. It’s the universe’s way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I’d also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.

Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an ‘off’ day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

I’m like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don’t leave.

Confession: I don’t want to be one of my characters. I’m mean to them sometimes. Really mean.

I’m the kind of trouble a man like you can’t handle.