She didn’t even want to think of how hellish it would be if all the MacGregors made her feel like this one did, all hot and shaky. She’d have to move to the Arctic Circle...

I love my career. It is a career. A difficult one that takes many hours and total dedication to my craft. It is also what I was born to do–tell stories and entertain.

When people get into their 30s plus “boyfriend” sounds weird…if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term “manfriend” or “snookie bookie cuddles pie”.

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.

I’m the kind of trouble a man like you can’t handle.

Publishing is a business and writing is an art. The two have to be crammed together despite the clearly different motivations behind them.

My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living.

People who make snide comments to authors like “anyone can write a book” or “well, you did it, so obviously I can/it can’t be that hard” or poke at a book because it’s “romance” or...

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

Indie publishing lets me feed my inner control freak.

The dreams that were buried the deepest were the hardest to get rid of.

Emotions like these didn’t happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn’t or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.