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Lemony Snicket  Quotes
Look!” Mr. Poe said, who was still too far to help but close enough to see. “Genghis has an eye tattoo, like Count Olaf! In fact, I think he IS Count Olaf!””Of course he is!”...

—Lemony Snicket

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In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied “I love you back” and...

—Lemony Snicket

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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

—Lemony Snicket

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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

—Lemony Snicket

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it is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.

—Lemony Snicket

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In the vast majority of cases, however, getting into trouble has nothing to do with one’s self-esteem. It usually has much more to do with whatever is causing the trouble – a monster, a bus...

—Lemony Snicket

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Así pues, a menos que hayáis sido muy, muy afortunados, sabréis que una buena y larga sesión de llanto a menudo puede haceros sentir mejor, aunque vuestras circunstancias no hayan cambiado lo más mínimo.

—Lemony Snicket

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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

—Lemony Snicket

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Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

—Lemony Snicket

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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

—Lemony Snicket

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Occasionally, events in one’s life become clearer through the prism of experience, a phrase which simply means that things tend to be clearer as time goes on. For instance, when a person is just born,...

—Lemony Snicket

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As I’m sure you know, there are two types of “What?” in the world. The first type simply means “Excuse me, I didn’t hear you. Could you please repeat yourself?” The second type is a...

—Lemony Snicket

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Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.

—Lemony Snicket

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Es inútil que os describa lo mal que se sintieron Violet, Klaus y Sunny el tiempo que siguió. Si habéis perdido a alguien muy importante para vosotros, ya sabéis lo que se siente; y, si...

—Lemony Snicket

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The book did not say anything about a statue, valuable or otherwise, and so I stopped reading about the Bombinating Beast and got interested in the chapter about the Stain’d witches, who had ink instead...

—Lemony Snicket

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Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against...

—Lemony Snicket

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Of course you can trust me,” Jake Hix said. “We read the same books.

—Lemony Snicket

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I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches,...

—Lemony Snicket

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Imagining the worst doesn’t keep it from happening.

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Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn’t that be satisfying?

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Count Olaf had taken out a bottle of wine to pour himself some breakfast, but when he saw the book he stopped, and sat down.

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I don’t know why wicked places generally look wicked. You’d think they’d look nice, to fool people, but they hardly ever do.

—Lemony Snicket

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