I think celebrities suck.

Slogans are mere wordsuck…

The people I’m stuck with in my life now aren’t sucking the life out of me, they just suck.

Were you not aware high school dances suck? That they always have sucked and they will continue sucking as long as the world turns?

PCs don’t suck. They’re inadequate.

If someone wants to suck your toes, those toes should be worth sucking.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

I think all my videos suck.

What are you talking about?” Narcissus demanded. “I am amazing. Everyone knows this.””Amazing at pure suck,” Leo said. “If I was as suck as you, I’d drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

Don’t bruise the Foo!

I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.

I have enormous respect for Steve Johnson, and as I’ve told him, Feed was one of the inspirations for Salon. They were up there before we were. And also for Joey and the Suck people.