Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.

Slogans are mere wordsuck…

Slogans seem to be dead; this world is now busy chanting fears of lost democracy

This is the point where the knowing, irony-infused author laughs along with his readers about his time among the aphorisms, how he was once so gullible and needy that he drank deeply of such weak...

Go ahead, stick it in my butt.” Love is much more than that. Love is also a logo. I know, because I have it tattooed on my ass.