Then why are you still wearing clothes?




(No Ratings Yet)Trust you to quote Lancelot rather than Guinevere.




(No Ratings Yet)Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants?




(No Ratings Yet)Fuck you and the paranormal horse you rode in on.




(No Ratings Yet)If I am going to be a monster, the least I could do is be well fed!




(No Ratings Yet)My thousands-of-years-old virgin…




(No Ratings Yet)I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.




(No Ratings Yet)Food shouldn’t be that shade of green, lass.” – Faolán MacIntyre




(No Ratings Yet)That settles it, no more books about vampire before bedtime.




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