It was tough coming to the realization that I wasn’t interested in anything, though realizing it didn’t mean I could then immediately find something to engage my interest. I tried to think of something. Maybe...

I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invited.

You can’t rain on my parade. It’s an umbrella parade.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go for a walk, and I wanted to start a parade. I suggested we team up, but you said you’d rather have sex with a cactus....

The rumor is that my cousin dates phoenix sculptures made out of cheese. It has to be true, because it’s too weird not to be. Also, consider the evidence. He lives in Wisconsin and does...

My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized…I’m just slutty. Where’s my parade?

And she kept following the truck, like we were a very small parade, waving and waving, until Frank took the curve in the road and then she was gone.

When people try to rain on your parade,…pee on theirs

CHARADE PARADEA ‘Special Day’ once a year creates an excuse for neglect on the other 365 days for mothers, fathers & veterans

All the planning for the first ever Sleepwalking Parade has made me tired. I think I’ll go for a walk.

There is a virtue, I must presume, in shamelessness, since by placing on parade the things one does not know, one discovers that no one else knows either.

I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inevitably there’ll be a parade, so just remember your umbrella.