I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.

She made my heart melt, so I replaced it with a new candle. Love is illuminating.

A vagina is a door to a new world,” I thought as I grabbed the handle and gave it a turn.

Open your heart and we will melt the key.

He recovered quickly, reaching out to touch a few outstretched hands, melting the front row of girls like one long stick of butter as he moved closer toward me.

His eyes twinkled mischievously as he gazed at me with that look that always made me melt: as if I were edible and he could barely restrain himself from taking a bite.

Our problems will melt away if we surrender to God

He would never need a knife to spread a pat of butter on his toast. That smile would quickly melt it.

Fear melts like ice when we allow love’s divine light to shine upon our ignorance.

I’m offering you love on a stick. If you’d like, you can grab it to go. It’s like a popsicle, only it won’t melt if you put it through hell like you did with you...

some winterswill never meltsome summerswe’ll never freezeand some things will only… live in poems.

You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.

all the wordsall the poems know my warm, soft spots.

A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate—even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil.

Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today.

As I’m smiling but fearing for the worse, he asks if I was in the Navy.”NO. THIS IS JUST MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME.””WELL, I WAS… FOR NEARLY TWENTY YEARS.”I don’t know whether he wants me to...