I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps. I would have played football, but the only helmet I had belonged to a bicycle that coach said was illegal on the field.
The difference between politics and religion is that the first makes it legal to hate, and makes the love of the second illegal.
She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal?
Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress.
I had a dream about you. I was a consumer, and you were a consumed. My grocery list had 10 items on it. Items 1-9 were cat food, and the 10th item was condoms. But...
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach it in the public school, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools,...
Is there anyone that thinks this girl is doing something wrong?” Not one person raised their hand.
There are those who are legitimately corrupt, who cannot admit that legitimacy allows them to corrupt legitimacy, and to legitimately corrupt others.
Does any one know the number of illegal arms in the country?
An order to fire on people that do not fire on you is a completely illegal order.
Insurgence and all forms of evil in a society doesn’t describes her as a failure, but vividly shows a lack of love for one another.
—Michael Bassey Johnson
You are aware that the sale of liquore is currently against the law.” Edgar went on, “but I suppose that is why you enjoy it.””Everyone should have a hobby or two,” Magnus said. “Mine just...
Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
I have a very addictive personality. If it isn’t women, it’s money. If it isn’t money, it’s speeding. And if it isn’t speeding, it’s women. I also like expensive video consoles where I can punch,...
—Carla H. Krueger
She scowled at him until a light appeared in her intelligent eyes, as if she had had an epiphany. “Are you an illegal alien?
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