Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something.”Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn’t even sure if it was an insult. And if...

What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay.

forever” always ends, that the one that wants it can, will achieve it and get it, that the one that risks it never looses anything, that physique, figure and beauty attracts but personality makes one...

My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present.

I wanted my own little airliner in the backyard, … I’d have my girlfriends use their Brownie uniforms to be the flight attendants, and I was the captain and they would have to pretend they...

Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover the joy in pain—-thinking of moments you long for, and knowing you’ll never have them...

A boy with his girlfriend or a husband with his wife can be happy forever in their locked relationship only if he loves her as much as she loves solely to herself always and this...

In a funny way, Dad was always a bow-tie wearer, always a little more traditional than you might imagine. Because even though he had blue hair and tattoos and wore leather jackets and worked in...

Whoa, I’m your girlfriend now?” Archer shrugged. “We’ve tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I’m pretty sure we’re married in some cultures.

My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and broke up with her.

If you’ve treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she has no value. Needless to say, this is a serious, serious injury. If...

What I love about being queer is… Everything. I like that it makes me different, and I like that it makes people uncomfortable sometimes. I like that it makes people ask me lots of questions...

I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll be displeased, because she didn’t know I had a girlfriend.

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that...

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?””I care” Simon said gloomily. “Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like windex.

She was this girl living in a bottomless hole of her thoughts.One day she saw a light. She felt the warmth and walked in its direction.It was there that she found him.He spoke to her...

My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.

Believe me,’ […] ‘I would know about it. That’s the difference between me and your girlfriend. I am the jealous type. I am the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to being fucked around on. No...

Development is better than Girl-friend

My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt like I was cheating on one person with the same person.

An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man’s imagination.

Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can’t leave the person with thousands of reason to leave

Girlfriend: Does my bum look big in this? Me: It would look even better out of it.Trust me it works.

I lay down and started to feel a little depressed about prom. I refused to feel any kind of sadness over the fact that I wasn’t going to prom, but I had – stupidly, embarrassingly...

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I’m just mad about you. And that darling, that’s the best love there is.

I was around when it was a question (for Eric) of: ‘Who’s the girlfriend du jour going to be?’ And you don’t get fulfillment that way,

When in a relationship, a real man doesn’t make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.

The most magical thing I have come across is a beautiful face with a beautiful heart and it’s you❤ ❤

I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.

Even if you love a lady, don’t say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.

What is it that you want from me?

All I’m saying is that you shouldn’t stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It’s a choice you...

Pudge/Colonel: “I am sorry that I have not talked to you before. I am not staying for graduation. I leave for Japan tomorrow morning. For a long time, I was mad at you. The way...

I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after finding a diamond.

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

What you do with your heartbreak is yours, never feel the need to explain to people why things ended the way it did; it’s not for the world to own.

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

My heart has become a amazon of dark secrets ❤

Idea lady is the ideal lady!

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don’t have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything.

I don’t want to be your parent. I want to be your best friend, lover, cheering section, playmate and fill all the important parts of your soul. Together we will fill the rest as equals.

You’re playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she’s what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket?

Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.

Treat your heart like a turnstile. Open it to only those who got valid tickets.

decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.

I don’t know why you care. He doesn’t even know you’re there

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don’t know why.