The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the...

Take off that darn fur coat!…Or maybe you’d like to have us open all the windows.

I like my cakes nude, like I like wearing coats made of icing. I sweat hot coffee, so I wear cream deodorant. If you’re tired, you should lick my armpits.

I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.