Books make the best ersatz friendships.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that’s just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

People are drawn to you because you make them feel happy; I understand that. But wouldn’t it be nice to have people flock to you wishing for your happiness?

If you need true friend ‘a cup of tea can be’ it gives you company, listen without complain and makes you fresh anytime,anywhere

Harry loves slimy things, hairy things, and creepy things. Harry loves anything horrible. I know — I’m his best friend Doug.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

I will always be open to receive my friends. I will not force myself on them.

Love is the bee that carries the pollen from one heart to another.

Happiness is.. reading a novel with your Bestie.

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may...

If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want,need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart .

I don’t have many actor friends.

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.

When we make friends then we change from being animals to being human.

I sometimes think that ‘friend’ is just a word I use for all the people I haven’t murdered yet.

When you are joyful, when you say yes to life and have fun and project positivity all around you, you become a sun in the center of every constellation, and people want to be near...

God helps everything come to pass. However, he reminds us that nothing comes to stay.

When I was young, I wasn’t a misfit or anything. I had friends in all the different social groups. But I had issues – just personal issues, insecurities and other things that had happened in...

A woman will endure many wounds in her lifetime, but the betrayal of a friend is one of the most difficult to overcome.

When I do entertain, in the summer, which is rare, I receive my guests on the front porch, set up wicker trays found at Pottery Barn, and serve iced beverages. Anytime I do welcome friends,...

He makes no friends who never made a foe.

The people in your life should always be more important than the work you do.

The only true currency in this bankrupt world are the moments you share with someone when you’re uncool.

‘Friends’ started because Rachel left her husband at the altar. This likability factor is just so stupid to me. It’s the same thing as ‘wish-fulfillment,’ which is a big word you hear in a lot...

But the thing is, I didn’t make my friends happy and they didn’t make me happy. All we did was get stoned out of our minds. That didn’t have anything to do with happiness.

Doing comedy for a living is, in a lot of ways, like a pony and a camel trying to escape from the zoo. It’s a ridiculous endeavor and has a low probability of success, but...

It is the fate of most men who mingle with the world, and attain even the prime of life, to make many real friends, and lose them in the course of nature. It is the...

Friends are won through personal contact, but admirers are won through their contact with our works

Community, community, community. It’s ALL about community. That’s the explanation of why it pains us when we find ourselves isolated from others. That’s the reason why it hurts to say good-bye to those we love…….....

Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment?

I don’t go on lunch dates with friends. I hear about people having dinner parties, but I never do that. I’m not really human.

Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends.

Time flows smoother when you are with people you love.

When the moment shifts, and you realize you don’t actually want to be alone, that underneath the bravado is an ache that won’t quite fade away, you’re not only aware of how lonely you are,...

Two friends raised their heads up to the sky on a dark evening.-Look at the stars.–Let us make a wish.They each took a moment of silence.-What did you wish for?–For you to have peace with...

Pick a mentor. Select and be closer to someone who is there to talk to you, inspire you, and be on you, monitoring your affairs and movements for the best reasons and ensuring that your...

I’m only confrontational with my friends.

Spiritual friends help us most when they make clear that their job is to point the way, not to lead the way. And the Way to which they should point is Jesus.

She gave thanks for the grace that pours down when you least expect it-and wasn’t that just another name for love?

I have a real problem keeping friends. I’m always running out of space in my freezer.

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

My friends started having children after college, while I was pursuing this crazy acting career and living hand to mouth. Plus, all my boyfriends were artists struggling to make a living. Having kids didn’t make...

Always abide by your positive principles even if it would result in most of your friends abandoning you. Friendship is about quality not quantity.

My friends all say I’m going to be Secretary of State. But I don’t see how that would be much different from the job I have now.

I don’t dig parties. I rather sit at home with my friends and a good movie.

Some friends are like birds, who never leave you when you are alone.

They all went indoors with their new friends, and found rooms so small as none but those who invite from the heart could think capable of accommodating so many.

Choose thy friends like thy books, few but choice

Sign me up for your boring crap, yes indeed” – because he likes you anyway. He’ll tolerate your junk. Roo: You have lots of friends. Noel: No, I don’t. Roo: You do. You know everyone...