Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer’s financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

I cannot fathom why any employee would want to do that.

The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?

Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody...

Which came first: the change-ready company or the change-ready employee?

Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.

Providing employment is the best form of social service, as it serves you, others, your country, your world – the entire society.

Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.

Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person.

I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

The code-of-ethics playlist:o Treat your colleagues, family, and friends with respect, dignity, fairness, and courtesy.o Pride yourself in the diversity of your experience and know that you have a lot to offer.o Commit to creating...

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

The PC principle is to always treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers.

I hate when a manager falls in love with an employee. Well, if she won’t date me, I just won’t put her on the schedule. If she won’t give me the time of day, I...

The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

She was a model employee. She was an employee of the month.

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

If you fulfill the wishes of your employees, the employees will fulfill your visions.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others’ clothes on.

Always treat your employees as you would like to be treated, but never cross the line by making a friend of an employee.