A celebrity’s body is an advertiser’s canvas.

Resources are hired to give results, not reasons.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

I don’t believe in process. In fact, when I interview a potential employee and he or she says that ‘it’s all about the process,’ I see that as a bad sign. The problem is that...

I’m as efficient as a fish ant, I’m as mythical as a productive government employee, and I’m the kind of lover your mother would approve of. Ask her—she’ll tell you how good I am in...

*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

If we were to find that an employee did that, they would be fired and we would most likely turn them over to authorities for prosecution. We’re doing our best, and we’re going to do...

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

My men are my money.

Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

Assistant” around your asshole.

A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.

The vacancy in your heart doesn’t connotes that nobody is seeking for the job of servicing your feelings, but because the employee must first have all the necessary credentials needed for the job.

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

Remember, before they promoted to the chair of CEO, they were the best employees of their companies.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

As for your salary, how much you make is really up to you.” I love a business model where the employee pays the employer.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

The difference between an Employer and an Employee is that as payday approaches, the Employee is full of hope and expectation while the Employer is full of fear and trepidation

Inviting someone to work for pay is a sacred privilege and a trust. It must be regarded a high honor to be able to give another person work, and neither employer nor employee should abuse...

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

The best way to be happiest everyday in a workplace is to adapt to the attitude and behavior of the workforce who have got the longest stay, as their character is the proven reflection of...

Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).