The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

She was a model employee. She was an employee of the month.

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

If you fulfill the wishes of your employees, the employees will fulfill your visions.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others’ clothes on.

Always treat your employees as you would like to be treated, but never cross the line by making a friend of an employee.

You have to treat them like a regular employee and pay them by the job or by the hour.

An ‘Employee of the Month’ is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.

Technical expertise is only a tiny portion of what it takes to be a successful employee and, particularly, a successful leader.

A celebrity’s body is an advertiser’s canvas.

Resources are hired to give results, not reasons.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

I don’t believe in process. In fact, when I interview a potential employee and he or she says that ‘it’s all about the process,’ I see that as a bad sign. The problem is that...

I’m as efficient as a fish ant, I’m as mythical as a productive government employee, and I’m the kind of lover your mother would approve of. Ask her—she’ll tell you how good I am in...

*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

If we were to find that an employee did that, they would be fired and we would most likely turn them over to authorities for prosecution. We’re doing our best, and we’re going to do...

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

My men are my money.

Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

Assistant” around your asshole.

A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.

The vacancy in your heart doesn’t connotes that nobody is seeking for the job of servicing your feelings, but because the employee must first have all the necessary credentials needed for the job.

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.