The sad thing about miracles is that they’re unique. They can’t be explained, or shared, or duplicated. And they absolutely cannot be captured and made to perform on demand. If that day ever came, our...

The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying ‘bring me a cup’ is the flavor text and the number of stops involved.

Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.

That’s an Elf. A Unicorn is a thousand times worse. An Elf you can reason with.