Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I’m sorry, but here’s the thing… I think you’re one of the nicest Russian aristocrats I’ve ever met and not been forced into an arranged marriage with,’...

You are blessed with luck, small one’, he told Harry. ‘Rejoice and give thanks – – someone wants you dead.

Idris: Are all people like this?The Doctor: Like what?Idris: So much bigger on the inside.

Rory: Amy. I’m gonna need a little help here.Amy: Just stop it!Rory: Just think it through, this will work. This will kill the Angels.Amy: it will kill you too.Rory: Will it? River said that this...

The Doctor (Matt Smith): Legs! I’ve still got legs! Good. Arms. Hands. Oo! Fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears. Yes. Eyes two. Nose. I’ve had worse. Chin. Blimey. Hair. I’m a girl. No no. I’m not...

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them, and five minutes later they’re dull as a brick. But then there’s other people, and you meet them and...

Fourth Doctor: You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don’t alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views.

Well, what do you want me to say?’ The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. ‘Well done on marrying the only male nurse not to have a full set of Barbara Streisand records?...

He rolled the boat over to get out from under it, and forced himself to take the steps up to the bridge at a normal pace. He was delighted to see the Doctor, but he...

The secret is not just to be stunning, which I find comes rather easily, to be honest. The tricky thing is getting exactly the right level of stun for the occasion.

Amy: I had something I wanted to tell him. Stuff always gets in the way.Canton: Stuff does that.

Rose: ‘If you are an alien, how come you sound like you’re from the north?’Doctor: ‘Lots of planets have a north!

Naismith: The Gate was found inside a spaceship buried at the foot of Mount Snowden. It was moved to an institute known as Torchwood. But when Torchwood fell…. Let’s just say I acquired it.The Master:...

Third Doctor: A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting

The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] Didn’t anyone ever tell you? There’s one thing you never put in a trap if you’re smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans...

William Shakespeare: ‘Close up this din of hateful decay, decomposition of your witches’ plot! You thieve my brains, consider me your toy, my doting doctor tells me I am not!’ Lilith: No! Words of power!...

Maria looked at the TARDIS… ‘Is that really your carriage?’ She asked. ‘It is not very good, monsieur. It has no wheels.”It doesn’t need them,’ laughed Amy. ‘It’s an English carriage. They don’t have wheels.’Does...

The sonic screwdriver from Doctor Who might have worked, having been canonically established as being ineffective on wood, but nobody had ever figured out how to use the controls on the blasted thing.

Defender of the Laws of Time, Protector of the Galaxy, and the biggest back-rub slut she’d ever seen. [Sam Jones, on the Eighth Doctor]

We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s OK, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you...

Harriet Jones: When they fart, if you’ll pardon the word, it doesn’t smell like a fart, pardon the word, it’s like something else. What is it? It’s more like um…Rose: Bad breath!Harriet Jones: That’s it!The...

He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see...

The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that’s the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but...

Never run when you’re scared. Rule 7.

The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop

My friends,” he began, and one thumb securely hooked itself in his waistcoat pocket while his other hand hung at his side ready for a battery of theatrical gestures.

Really, awfully, terribly, I had a sudden attack of hiccups. I was staring at the Doctor, murderously angry with him. And hiccuping…’That’s it. I’m going down there. I’m offering myself to them instead. If you’re...

Why do humans never do as they’re told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn’t, bad idea.

No, look, there’s a blue box. It’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywhere in time and space and sometimes even where it’s meant to go. And when...

Amy: Up.Rory: What good’s up?Amy: Better than down. -Doctor Who

Donna: You’re not saying much.The Doctor: No, it’s just— It’s a funny old life. In the TARDIS.Donna: You don’t want me.The Doctor: I’m not saying that.Donna: But you asked me. would you rather be on...

History is a burden. Stories can make us fly.

Bow ties are cool.

The Doctor is all of us, he lives and dies as all of us, and we need him to – because no matter the anvil-imagery of the Doctor as Christ, this is actually a far...

It’s Smith, actually.’ Dr Smith smiled, bowing. ‘I’ve remembered that my name is Smith. Almost definitely. Good old English name. Hopefully means ‘noble valiant warriot’ and not ‘he who hits kittens with a hammer.’ You’d...

When I was your age — about, ooh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little Sontarans. The Emperor Dalek’s New Clothes. Snow White and the Seven Keys to...

Complicated” is my middle name.’ Actually, it’s not my middle name – any more than Malone is my last name. Whether Melody is really my first name is, well, complicated.

I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.

Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen. Dalek Sec: This is not war – this is pest control! Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you? Dalek...

I’m not running away. But this is one corner of one country on one continent on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and...

Don’t interfere!” The Doctor silenced her angrily. “I cannot will my own destruction.

[The Doctor, Capt. Jack and Rose are cornered by the empty children.]The Doctor: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I’m very, very angry with you. I’m very, very cross! GO!...

Lilith: Oh, but your heart grows cold. A north wind blows and carries down the distant… Rose? The Doctor: Oooh, big mistake! Because that name keeps me fighting!

Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was probably punishable by stoning or corsets.

Whats the point in being grown up when you cant act childish sometimes?

Can you get that through your head, right?’ she said through gritted teeth. ‘This was not some moony little teenage crush. This is a real live want to throw him on the floor and shag...

Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe. But bad news everyone. ‘Cause guess who! Hah! Listen, you lot, you’re all whizzing about. It’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because...

What Rose brings to the Doctor’s life is completion. It’s completing a circle – he’s male, he’s alien, he’s a traveler. Between the two of them together they complement each other and discover each other....

Rumpty!” he muttered, which was very rude if you were one of the few people in the universe who understood what it meant.

The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes—very rarely—impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.