She dated me for 3/4 yrs and liked me so much that she married me and disliked me so much that she divorced me after 4 yrs.

He told me he was getting married, and I told him I approved of his upcoming divorce.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Divorce always comes with difficult times, but the fact we came out of it as best friends says a lot about him.

A divorce party–that’s really better than a wedding party!

But she knew it would never happen. She had no intention of visiting him there. Even if she were open to the idea, as Mom and Dad both hoped she would be, the mathematics of...

I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly.

My mind floats like ash. I blame myself most cruelly.

Très, très, triste…

Divorce is a marital welfare. It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married. How is that our fault? Don’t drag down my country’s statistics...

She’d lived in the same house with this man and never once thought about his thighs in the last year.

You don’t walk away to prove your worth. You walk away because you allowed someone else to dictate your value and you found yourself believing it.

It’s hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.

The very thing that attracts you to someone can end up putting you off.

I wanted to know what it felt like to be loved by the man of my dreams.

If there is such a thing as depression and despair, I experienced it during the months leading-up to and following the divorce. Insomnia, constant and uncontrollable thoughts and a deep sense of loss were among...

Don’t underestimate the dreams everyone has; you have no knowledge about the one that would later marry your own. Be each other’s keeper and know that beautiful dreams date only beautiful dreams!

An arguing couple spiraling into negativity and teetering on the brink of divorce is actually mathematically equivalent to the beginning of a nuclear war.

In every friendship hearts grow and entwine themselves together, so that the two hearts seem to make only one heart with only a common thought. That is why separation is so painful; it is not...

Divorce shreds the muscles of our hearts so that they will hardly beat without a struggle.

People of balance age as gracefully as wines of balance.

We must be so heavenly minded that we are compelled to be of earthly good!

It’s like any divorce. If you see your ex-wife at the grocery store, either she’s going to throw a bunch of eggs at you, or you’re going to have a genuinely enjoyable conversation. To be...

I am going insane. Yes. That is what´s happening. Good. Insane.

Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot.

Hold the bottle up to the light; you will see your dreams are always at the bottom.

Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!

I wanted to work; it’s not right for a princess of the royal house to be commercial, so Andrew and I decided to make the divorce official so I could go off and get a...

It is a pity he did not write in pencil. As you have no doubt frequently observed, the impression usually goes through — a fact which has dissolved many a happy marriage.

I didn’t want to get burned. I didn’t want to be the other woman, but I wanted him with all my might.

She says what holds their marriage together is that she feels too damn sorry for him to ask for a divorce.

The housewife is an unpaid worker in her husband’s house in return for the security of being a permanent employee: hers is the reductio ad absurdum of the employee who accepts a lower wage in...

you’re not dead-you’re dormant.

Certainly something had happened to me during the night. Or after months of tension I had arrived at the edge of some precipice and now I was falling, as in a dream slowly, even as...

One of life’s gifts is that each of us, no matter how tired and downtrodden, finds reasons for thankfulness: for the crops carried in from the fields and the grapes from the vineyard.

The best way to get OVER one is to get UNDER one

It was the marriage that sucked.

I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought u wanted and steering you into all kinds of other stuff, like discussions...

ALGERNON. I really don’t see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I...

How do you know? How best to ensure his nervous breakdown?” I ask.”Keep going,” Christian says. “Just go on as if nothing has happened. We all hate that.

I review what I know once again, confronting the monolith now alien and almost unconnected to me: my marriage.

Cursed is the man who ceaselessly loves without fear – He will inevitably fall in love with the devil.

I harbor ill feelings toward a society, and a clergy, that allows marriage partners to split over the smallest incompatibility, where divorce comes in a multitude of flavors, like Baskin Robbins ice cream, where men...

Allowing a person or thing to leave your life, without further pain is the basis of humanity. Everything else is the reason (theology).

You know, for a while there we kept horses for the boys, and we had a mare that had broken down. Couldn’t ride it… You could feed it and brush it and water it and...

The deceit in loving a woman sometimes, is that most women fall in love with assumed personality, but eventually live with their true character.

True respect means accepting someone and honoring his or her thoughts and feelings.

He wanted revenge and I knew he would not stop until he got it. I had to hope he would run out of fuel.

Dave, would you please tell your wife she can relax. She’s got the job. It isn’t necessary for her to keep pointing out our short-comings just so you can feel better about leaving us.

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.