It’s not polite to talk with your mouth full of food.

I’ll eat this world like coffee-flavored bubblegum. I’ll chew thoroughly before I swallow.

One of these days I’m gonna beat him in the face with the butt of my service revolver until an eyeball pops out. These are the thoughts that keep me happy.

Opening her mouth to take a bite seemed forward. Chewing? Obscene. Mutual mastication was out of the question.