I go on the presumption that everyone’s full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.

I think one of my strengths is that I can always take advice, and I can delegate. I know a lot of people feel the need to do everything themselves, but I am not one...

My advice for a person who’s just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms…faster.

There are no failures. Just experiences.

A rude man tells a women to stop talking too much because she is making noise. A polite man will tell this same woman that she looks so beautiful when her lip are closed. Compare...

Knowledge is half the battle. The application of knowledge is the other half.

Be what you are.

The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in the ocean. But whatever you do, do not drink it!

Catholics are loyal to their parish and their diocese and should follow the advice and teachings of their bishop.

Keep praying, Keep believing!

Be brave to share your story! Each of our stories, have a golden treasure for a specific need.

Stay focus and complete the journey.

What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger

When I have opportunity to walk, I never miss it.

Chong said, “Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you’re staring at a girl’s boobs, look up. You’ll be shocked to learn it, but there’s going to be a face up there. Nose, mouth, eyes....

You don’t have to have had something to want it or need it but when you have something you liked… very much… and it is taken away, and you want it back, it can become...

They sky is never falling…thing will work out, they ALWAYS work out. Stay focused, accept everything as perfect and keep moving forward toward the direction of your goals.

I don’t use ‘always do this,’ ‘never say that’ and I never give advice because I’m not the end-all, be-all authority.

A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work.

Bad business should be done without guilt if it is a source of income.

I never want a girl to lose all hope that her life can’t completely turn around, even if she feels that she is at the edge, standing on one foot, and ready to say goodbye.

Be less generous with your advice: live it instead. It is a bad situation when someone with a coughing fit attempts to sell a cough mixture. After all, action speaks far louder than words; living...

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice.

She’s an old soldier’s woman, and she has antennae for things that often escape the officer in the field.

My final remark to young women and men going into experimental science is that they should pay little attention to the speculative physics ideas of my generation. After all, if my generation has any really...

Don’t let the belief that nobody will love you, keep you in a relationship where you aren’t getting the love you need.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.

She even told me how to treat a girl on a date, which was very interesting. She said that with a girl like Mary Elizabeth, you shouldn’t tell her she looks pretty. You should tell...

Don’t be a cynic and disconsolate preacher. Don’t bewail and moan. Omit the negative propositions. Challenge us with incessant affirmatives. Don’t waste yourself in rejection, or bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of...

Congratulations!Today is your dayYou’re off to great placesYou’re off and awayYou’ve got brains in your headYou’ve got feet in your shoesYou can steer yourself anyDirection you chooseYou’re on your ownAnd you know what you knowAnd...

Don’t be so impatient in finding love; take your time & allow the Lord to write that special love story for you. Otherwise you’ll be busy reading the back of the book.

The ones who appear to be unemotional are in real the most emotional ones.

Life’s a marathon, not a sprint.

What is it that you want from me?

But some words to men and women, boys and girls alike: The quality of the work must merit the readers’ time and money. Do it for yourself, but make yourself a member of your own...

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

Die Jahre, die man auf dem Buckel hatte, waren zu nichts mehr nutze: Man brauchte sie ungelebt, einen ganzen Vorrat davon. Denn je älter man wurde, desto mehr Dinge gingen zu Bruch.

Taking advice is fine; by all means, be open-minded, but not to the point of allowing others to obliterate your uniqueness.

Tessa: Are all vampires like that? Cold like that?Charlotte: Many of them have been alive a long time. They don’t see things the way we do.

Dear Abby has had her day, now it’s my turn!

The man has been denied legal access, he has not been given enough legal advice or told of his rights, and he can’t see the lawyer of his choice. That is not how it works.

Don’t go to the circus.

An acquaintance merely enjoys your company, a fair-weather companion flatters when all is well, a true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.

If you think someone is humble, never tell them so. You will unknowingly rob them of the very thing you admire.

To shield a client with ‘On the advice of counsel,’ we object in the strongest terms,

You will never find the perfect person but you might be lucky enough to find someone who wants to be.

Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are...

Be direct and sure of the path you tread, but not so sure that you pass the paths better suited to your feet, brother.

The only foreign policy advice I heard from China was when they said to Sudan, ‘Don’t go back to war.’ That’s all they said. They didn’t push anything else.

In the meantime: (1) be direct; (2) remember that, being smarter than men, women respond to courtesy and kindness; (3) if you want to know what kind of a wife someone will make, observe her...