Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.

If heaven was hot and hell was chilly, tell me, why would you go to heaven?

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

The nicest feeling in the world is to do a good deed anonymously-and have somebody find out.

Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.