Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
It’s so beautiful where I am today that it makes me wonder where I am.
…just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Some people have a way with words, and other people…oh, uh, not have way.
Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.