Hannah: What’s your plan?Claire: Go get himHannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That’s what we in the military call an objective.

Best to flee now, before the pitchforks and torches and scientists come calling.

Expendable was not the word I was looking to hear to boost my morale, but whatever.

Damn. That was stupid, wasn’t it? We nearly got killed over ice cream.

Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with aloud bang on the floor to glare at the two of them. “Excuse me,” he said, “but when did...

Now,” said Brandons low, cold voice. “Lets not be rude eve.

She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. “I thought you had to go,” he said. “And don’t think i didn’t see you...

I don’t matter here, Shane. I feel like I just don’t matter. Stupid, right?””No,” he said. He sounded so gentle it broke her heart. “It’s how most people feel most of the time, Claire. You’ve...

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.

Hell,’ Shane spit in disgust. ‘I can’t hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.’ He tossed her the bat.

Oh, come on, just this once,” Eve said. “Protects your neck. As in your arteries and veins?That’s kind of crucial, right?””Thanks for the thought, but it doesn’t go with my shoes.””You’re seriously going to worry...

Michael: ‘Hey, remember when I almost didn’t let you into the house that first day you came?’Claire: ‘Yep’Michael: ‘Well, I was dead wrong. Maybe I never said that out loud before, but I mean it,...

I almost get killed at most parties. Hence, you can tell that’s how much I love them.

I’m not a wilting flower, unless that gets me extraspecial treats.

She looked back to see Sam standing there at the edge of the strip of sunlight inside Common Grounds, staring after her with an expression on his face like he’d lost his best- his only...

Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. ‘Will you swear?’And Myrnin said, shockingly, ‘I will.’ And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, ‘—frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater...

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, “Don’t do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.

And change isn’t destruction. It’s just change.

You’re much shorter than my mom.””Brat,” she said, surprised into a giggle.”That’s no way to talk to a vampire.””Bloodsucking brat.””Better” he said.

Oh, come on. A vamp marrying a human gets the fanged ones all upset, and Eve made herself look like the ultimate fang-anger to all the humans by putting a ring on one, so what...

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker,” he told her. “My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray.”Oh. “You get me the nicest things.””Anybody can get jewelry....

Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael’s house when they’re all gone. I’m out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne

Did you talk to him about it?””Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.””Maydar?””As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only...

The back door popped open, and Claire, fairy wings all a-flutter, pulled Miranda inside. It was like a military operation, only with one hundred percent less camouflage.

I’m still alive. And I’m still fabulous.

Pics or it didn’t happen.””Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.

Little bit,” she said.

Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.

Fine, be emotionally stunted losers; I don’t care.

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

Yeah, he only loves you for your mind,” Shane said…

Who are you calling?” (claire)Pizza hut” (shane)Loser” (claire)

Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead,” he called. “And you said my dispersal system would never work!

I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never create tension between one’s footwear.

My, if I didn’t loathe her so much, I’d admire her.

Dear girls, I can let anyone get hurt because in my world, my safety and well-being come first.

Jealous?””Maybe.””No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

Great,” Shane said. “Look i’d rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners.””And to cleaning,” Michael said.”Look who’s talking, Didn’t the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in...

You are so lucky I’m too tired to murder you right now.

what’s the worst that can happen?” They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook.

No, not you two. Stay here.”Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?’ Eve asked. ‘Men.”You really want to go first?”Of course no. But I’d like the chance to refuse to go...

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.

I love it when you talk dirty physics.

The only way to stop a rebellion is to crush it with blood and fire, and to wound them so they’ll never dare to raise a hand again.

I feel like I’m some kind of fugitive here, like I’m hiding from something. Maybe myself.

The world doesn’t end, Claire. In the morning, the survivors start to build again. It’s way of things. The human way.

The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. ‘It’s not what you think,’ she said. ‘It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,...

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he’s not… you know, better.””Define BETTER with that guy.””Not all fangs and raaaaar.

It’s not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.