Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.

Oh, that’s just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don’t even believe me? I’m basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to...

Simone couldn’t move as she caught the hot look in his eyes. This was it and she knew it. She was lost to him. How could she deny him after all he’d done to protect...

Xypher flashed himself into Simone’s bedroom, expecting to find her there.It was empty.Closing his eyes, he sensed for presences in the condo. There no Simone, but Jesse and Gloria in Jesse’s room.Without thinking, he flashed...

Better broke than dead.

Nothing here is like fighting vampires,’ I said. ‘It’s more like fighting smoke. I think I liked it when I had an actual enemy to face.”Oh, don’t worry, you have some. We just haven’t seen...

They don’t know you’re secretly a badass?

I can smell the crazy on that man from here. I have a nose for it.

That’s quite the specific search…’Sadistic Old-Bag-Murdering Witches’—I can’t even begin to imagine what that involves.