She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death....

N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.

Zombies are the ideal late twentieth-century monsters. A zombie is the one thing you can’t deal with. It survives anything. Frankenstein’s monster and Dracula could be sent down in so many ways. Zombies, though, fall...

But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong.

The sound came again. There was a whistle to it, and a moan. It was almost a hiss, and it could’ve been a strangled gasp. Above all, it was quiet, and it seemed to have...

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit.

I went for the door and opened it, not wanting to see how much this corpse was willing to destroy to get into my bedroom. His body probably would’ve crumbled to pieces before he got...

Alive or dead, the truth won’t rest. Rise up while you can.

Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook.

You know, surprisingly, they don’t sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.

…a bar he sometimes sneaked into called The Slab. (They served bloody marys and zombies – stiff drinks they called them – and the jukebox only played dirges. A spotlight pinned dead go-go boys in...

Must you always speak with so many pop culture references?””I must, yes, but no one’s making pop culture anymore, so I’m starting to feel dated. I haven’t seen a new movie in two years. And...

If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I’ll believe you can gank zombies with it.

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.

New York City in life was much like New York City in death. It was still hard to get a cab, for example.

To be in love is to be in two places at once. Zombies and Schrödinger’s cat are also in two places at once.

Nico then leaned into Katty, and kissed her. He kissed her with every ounce of Vampire strength, pressing his lips forward into hers, feeling her slight breath and her soft lips touch against his with...

Jett Gallatin expected trouble in Alsop, Texas—but not zombies.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

My Heart’s still beating for you—Very Dark and Always.

Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one’s own was beyond the pale.

And then I heard the ring of metal on concrete, and I went cold, because one of them had found a piece of rebar lying around, and I knew with sudden certainty that these guys...

A cemetery?” I chuckle, but the pitch is a bit higher than I expected. “At night? With a full moon? Um … did you see any, uh, zombies, you, while you were there?”Shiko blinks at...