I never really grew up until I had kids.




(No Ratings Yet)Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love.




(No Ratings Yet)My love is fountainesque. Is your body drinkable?




(No Ratings Yet)To their eyes, I was love. To their ears, I was truth. To their noses, I was anus.




(No Ratings Yet)The Lord had the wonderful advantage of being able to work alone.




(No Ratings Yet)I have the most wonderful children. I’ve been very, very blessed.




(No Ratings Yet)Salsa music is best when chewing on nachos. I’m a spicy lover. Taste me and see.




(No Ratings Yet)We’re all somewhere 1-100 in love. I’m always 100.




(No Ratings Yet)If you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.




(No Ratings Yet)A wonderful gift may not be wrapped as you expect.




(No Ratings Yet)I keep my love for her in the ashtray, along with the other stuff she burnt.




(No Ratings Yet)A bear trap eats, but does not drink. My love, however, drinks, but does not eat.




(No Ratings Yet)The world is a strange and wonderful place.




(No Ratings Yet)Every villain is a hero in his own mind.




(No Ratings Yet)The wonderful thing is that it’s so incredibly easy to be kind.




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