Son ingeniosas de verdad, las cosas que inventan los muggles para arreglárselas sin magia.

Many trees were pulled out of the ground with their roots crying for water.” The lake was all polluted with thick layers of grease,the grass & flowers were squashed, animals walked around. #kidsbooks “Mikolay &...

Then I shall tell you the truthful answers to the questions you asked, about my own intentions and motivations. They are not so simple.”…He cocked an eyebrow and his cobalt eyes took on a playful...

At least he possessed enough sense to recognize how little sense he possessed.

Eis Izras” three times. The door opened at once, unfortunately making lots of noise and waking the humans up. Mikolay knew a few powerful hexes and he was able to create small flying dragons. He...

I don’t have much family. And if we were related, I’d be pissed off that you have better cheekbones.

The genius of a great magician is as impressive as the genius of a great scientist.

Right,’ Thomas said. ‘Where are we headed?”To where they treat me like royalty,’ I said.’We’re going to Burger King?’I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter,...

The last declaration he’d made to me hung between us. The L word. The one that had nothing to do with like.

Do you know how wizards like to be buried? Yes! Well, how? Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. Reluctantly.

Wizards are always troubled about the future.

I’m Farina,the fairy queen.

He pulled out handcuffs and snapped them around my wrists. “Where’s your bag? You didn’t bring your staff?””I have it. It’s hidden.” Charlie was currently tucked inside the leg of my Harry Potter pajama bottoms,...

Fate is a tricky animal. Those who believe they harness it, often find a difficult beast to master.

Mikolay and Julia live in the same neighborhood and go tothe same school every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

You really are lovely, Drusilla.” The timbre of Lafitte’s voice shivered down my spine, and I fought the urge to check out the biceps underneath that linen shirt. Holy crap. This was just wrong. I...

A magician must always value his magic effects more than himself, because after few years audience may not remember his name but they will remember his magic effect.

My laboratory,’ I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. ‘Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with ‘mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh’? ”You were overexposed to Hammer Films as a child?’...

The combination of razor-sharp wit (completely real) and his credentials (completely fake) had won them over in the end.

Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A,” said the Bursar. The table fell silent. “Did anyone understand that?” said Ridcully. The Bursar was not technically insane. He had passed through...

But it is said: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. The choice is yours: to go or wait.”And it is also said,’ answered Frodo: ‘Go...

The people who run the circus kidnapped us from our parents. Since we got here, we have all been working in the circus. We can’t see any of our mummies or kiss them OR cuddle...

This is beautiful.” Eugenie ran her fingers along a massive mahogany sideboard, on the top of which rested a red velvet sash with fine embroidery on it and, on top of the sash, a silver...

Why all this death?You might as easily ask ‘Why all this life?’.

If you use magic outside the school, we are going to get into more trouble than ever. I’m still not allowed to eat sweets after the last trouble we got into. They will lock us...

If you want to search me for more weapons, I’m game.”My eyes shot back to his, and I felt my cheeks flush, hot and bothered on the way to angry. Leave it to a guy...

Magicians made magic but critics made it tricks.

Do you really think you can win?”Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbing thing I’ve tangled with today.”But even if you do win, what does it change?”Me getting kiilled now. That...

Regweld is really a fine wizard,” he continued, patting the shoulder again. “And his ideas for crossbreeding a horse and a frog are not without merit; never mind the explosion! Alchemy shops can be replaced!

What is magic?There is the wizard’s explanation… wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.

I’m sorry, Pippin, but you really must wait till the morning. I’ll be as curious as you like after breakfast, and I’ll help you in any way I can at wizard-wheedling. But I can’t keep...

Please? begged Julia as she walked toward the door. But Mikolay grabbed her hand and whispered:Lets just see where the shadow is going and after that, we can go right home.Mikolay and Julia carefully moved...

We walked the length of Jackson Square, stopping to look at the work of a couple of artists who’d set up their sidewalk shops for the day.”Look.” Eugenie stopped in front of an acrylic painting...

Those of strong character and training are chosen by fate. They cannot help but rise to the forefront when their nations are troubled.

Me atrevería a decir que un hechicero puede llegar a ser útil y demás, pero, o sea, ,siempre tienen que actuar de una manera tan puñeteramente rara?

Good luck with that, Jolie.

Narsh!

… They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip and unique. May be it’s my lack of fashion sense talking, but I thought...

On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.

I get depressed with these fluffy dragons and noble elves. Elves were never noble. They were cruel bastards. And I dislike heroes. You can’t trust the buggers. They always let you down. I don’t believe...

Wizard is as wizard does.

Me & my fellow fairies are running away from a huge monster that keeps destroying our home land,sobbed Farina.The monster is terribly scary,has huge jaws, creates clouds of smoke & makes loads of noise everywhere...

She shook her head. “I can’t believe you got bit and you didn’t even get an orgasm out of it. I guess True Blood isn’t true after all.

Because if they have an orgy going on, you’ll want to join. And if they don’t have an orgy going on, you’ll want to start one. I’ll take Aislynn with me.

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.

A weathered black and silver Dodge pickup towing a small motorboat pulled up behind us, and Alex circled back to greet the driver. I couldn’t see who sat behind the crusted and dirty windshield, but...

I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I cannot sell you an endless purse or help you win the lottery. I can’t make...

Follow your heart, Ithilnin,” Albirich repeated. “Time is precious. Don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

Career Opportunity.

Besides…where Rincewind went’ – he lowered his voice – ‘trouble followed behind.’Ridcully noticed that the wizards drew a little closer together.‘Sounds all right to me,’ he said. ‘Best place for trouble, behind.