On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.

Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.

Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a...

Career Opportunity.

FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.

Buggeroff, enchanté!

At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt,...

The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.

Every time you do this, an angel farts”.

He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels slower in halitosis.

Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.

It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace can be a serious stigma, especially when nature has endowed you with about as much charm as...

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.