That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information.””Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?

If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee.

Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra?

I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie and Die Hard. If you want to watch, I just made popcorn.

Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?

One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how great is it that any woman I look at has blurred features and...

When asked about sex, she said she had a headache. I said I have a pill for that. It’s called a Viagra, & I’d be willing to take it for her.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.