Hey, neighbor, is your wife free for a date today? -No, I’m taking her out this afternoon? -Great! Then you won’t mind if I come over and mow your lawn. Sucker!

I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was honored to be there. (Tickets were cheaper than I imagined!)

You’re a superCILIOUS cock SUCKER. You know that.” “IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that noise would be a wet nipple sliding across a cheese grater. I’m a sucker for love songs.

One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him.

I’m a sucker for pop melodies, things you can’t get out of your head.

If you’re going to have to swallow a frog, you don’t want to have to look at that sucker too long!