The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I...

The best gifts come from the heart, not the store.

I cross country ski on conveyer belts covered with shaved ice. People trying to check out at the grocery store need to show more respect for serious athletes.

I’ve always been a pretty open person, much like a 9-5 store at 6.

Financially I’m comfortable. But life has a lot more in store for me.

I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning.

I had a dream about you. We were business partners. We had a pizza parlor/urinal repair shop, and to our great surprise we had no customers. Some businesses fail because they’re simply ahead of their...

I want to open a 24-hour store called Closed. It’s open, and it’s Closed.

I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and a sweater (after all, it does get cold in the fridge).

The thing is, I don’t want to be sold to when I walk into a store. I want to be welcomed.

My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.

Store windows are like landing pages on the website.

The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.

A breeze, a forgotten summer, a smile, all can fit into a storefront window.

I made two rings for myself, and when I was in Los Angeles, I walked into a store called Maxfields, and they essentially bought them off my hands.