God, don’t they teach you how to spell these days?””No,” I answer. “They teach us to use spell-check.

It’s good netiquette to judge others by the the intent of their words not content of characters.

She knows that it’s not my fault if I don’t know how many Zs there are in LOSER.

I need not repeat familiar arguments about the waste of teachers’ time, and the difficulties thrown in the way of English children trying to learn their own language; or the fact that nobody without a...

I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according...

In high school I tried out for the spelling team, but only because I really wanted a letter jacket.

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

Remind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney,” he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. “You won’t believe how many different incorrect ways she spelled hors d’oeuvres within the span...

I have 26 silly faces, each represents a different letter of the alphabet. So while you think I am grimacing over what you are talking about, I am really spelling out I love you.

Percy, we’re going to Polyphemus’ island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k…a C-y-k…” She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could’ve been there all night while she tried...

If she can’t spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.

We were divided by color. Not black and white, but colour/color. She was British, and I was honoured to engage her in a spelling debate.

thnkz 4 hlpng e wth e spllng d gwammer mestr josef

It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.

I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spelled setreasure, but it’d still be just as pleasurable.

Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.

Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.

Weerd is a weird way to write weird, but seemingly more normal than weird. Also, hate is a weird way to write love.

One piece of wisdom a writer quickly learns ~ typos keep you humble.

It is easy to believe we are each waves and forget we are also the ocean.

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

Spelling bees? Spelling bees do not scare me. I competed in the National Spelling Bee twice, thank you very much. My dad competed in the National Spelling Bee. My aunt competed in the National Spelling...

Internet Etiquette is a subset of Netiquette for using proper forms of the alphabet, Netiquette Words.