if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

My mom will descend upon me with a bottle ofperoxide the second I hit the door.

Are you always a smartass?’Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” – Owen

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don’t ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

Deemed a fool is better than smartass.

she glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm was throbbing, stiff, and painful. “Is this when you start tearing strips off...

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn’t have picked up on that.

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven… if for no other reason than you won’t be there.

…I guess I can put two and two together.””Sometimes the answer’s four,” I said, “and sometimes it’s twenty-two…