When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a man-eating man, though to be fair I thought that one surfer was a seal when I bit into him.

Think of it this way,” he rubbed a fist under his square jaw, “If we hadn’t been on the same flight or at the same hotel, you would’ve had no one to spill your drinks...

Sharks have a bad rep, but the truth is you have a greater chance of a vending machine falling on you than you do a shark attack.

In my dream I was a seal, and I made love to a seagull. Then I got eaten by a shark, because that’s just the way life is. Some fish gets jealous over a bird,...

Tell me if this is too forward,” he said in a low voice that was surprisingly shaky, “but do you want to come—“”Yes,” she answered, exhaling hot breath on his neck.He grinned and gave her...

I’ve swam with great white sharks.

I made a deal with sharks. I don’t swim near them and they don’t play cricket.

One of the most elusive things about the white shark is their, uh…” His eyes moved to hers and he held them there.”Their what?” she asked when he didn’t finish, a bit rapt by his...

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.

They said it was only a ground shark; but I was not wholly reassured. It is as bad to be eaten by a ground shark as by any other.

I am terrified of sharks, so I don’t surf!

His lips crashed against hers. If there had been air in her lungs, she wouldn’t have known what to do with it. He kissed her fiercely, making her head spin wilder than a whirlpool, knocking...

Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren’t around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart. They know she’ll ask for help in putting...

Sharks are in real trouble, and they need all the help they can get.

Did you know that mako shark fetuses eat each other in the womb?… Its true. Only cannibal fetuses survive to be born. Can you imagine if people were like that?

Why was life so unfair that the one guy she felt uncontrollable chemistry with —even when they weren’t even touching —was the only guy she had to keep her hands off?

Sharks are so sleek and streamlined. I’d make a terrible shark, because my balls are so big and dangly.

My feeling toward Republicans is like my feeling about sharks: of course they’re stupid and vicious. It’s in their nature to be mindless, ravening killing machines. It’s nothing personal. They don’t know any better. Pretty...

Louie was furious at the sharks. He had thought that they had an understanding:The men would stay out of the sharks’ turf – the water – and the sharks would stay off of theirs –...

In the grand scheme of things, we share a mutual goal, but I’m not a distraction.”He couldn’t help laughing, probably loudly enough to scare a school of hammerheads.”What?””Sharona Blaire.” He shook his head, keeping his...

When I was starting out, young actresses had the studio system to protect them. Now you have a host of sharks, from your agent to your publicist to your lawyer.

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward?

If sharks could smile, they’d smile like he was now.

I shouldn’t brag, but I’m one of the top experts in my field.”She swallowed. “Of shark sex, you mean.””Well, that, too. Anything you want to know on the subject, Sharona… anything” –he pulled back a...

I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.

My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself to the usual lot of women who bow their heads and become concubines.

Being mad at a drug addict for doing what drug addicts do, is like being mad at a shark for doing what sharks do, or being mad at a cockroach for doing what cockroaches do.

I don’t spill my drinks on just any man, you know.” She touched his cheek. “only dashing shark lovers with pantydropping accents.

I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn.

Don’t Trust BlindlyIf in shark infested waters, don’t assume the fin coming toward you is a dolphin.

I want you alone,” he whispered, gliding a hand around her hip, “on a slow boat to China. Days together, nights… rocking on the waves.

I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because my bathtub is much too shallow.

He wished he was doing much more than kissing the back of her silky hand, though throwing her on the bar and devouring her like a man-eater wasn’t a wise option.But… he was only human.

Hooking up with a tall, dark stranger in a bar wasn’t anywhere on her to do-do list, but as she eyed those broad shoulders, the thick neck, strong-looking hands, and gorgeous mouth…What the hell, maybe...

Sometimes I put on a black scuba suit and go walking on the beach, to relax. If I could, I’d sleep in a scuba suit—on a waterbed. Not that I actually ever get in the...

I think you look…very nice.” the way he said it, with a slight pause and that sexy accent, made Sharona forget all about jet lag. Instead, she was on high flirt alert.

I do not believe that all books will or should migrate onto screens: as Douglas Adams once pointed out to me, more than 20 years before the Kindle showed up, a physical book is like...