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Anger is a ghost.Human is the host.

Usually if you’re the center of a show, part of your job is to host its energy.

Fear is a communicable disease; it comes out in the sweat and passes from host to host. Fear is an incendiary agent; it combusts with stupidity.

It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host’s house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid.

Don’t ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don’t want to be one.

“But you have said it too often, Mr. Benedict!” said Mrs. Perumal in an imperious tone that was quite out of character. “And if you continue in this vein, I’m afraid we’ll be compelled to...

When I was starting out, young actresses had the studio system to protect them. Now you have a host of sharks, from your agent to your publicist to your lawyer.

God is the comic shepherd who gets more of a kick out of that one lost sheep once he finds it again than out of the ninety and nine who had the good sense not...

I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.

Beware of fame; for when they come for you, they come not to give, but for to gain.Whoever is needed, wields the most power.Whoever is needy, seeks to wield that power.

I’m actually the daytime host of the Olympics on NBC.

You could also ask who’s in charge. Lots of people think, well, we’re humans; we’re the most intelligent and accomplished species; we’re in charge. Bacteria may have a different outlook: more bacteria live and work...