A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.

The only people who don’t need elevator pitches are elevator salesmen. I once tried to sell an elevator to a man who owned a one-story building. He didn’t buy from me, but he did sell...

You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.

I carry a door with me wherever I go, because one, it’s symbolic for the opportunities that’ll open up for me, and two, I want to be the best door-to-door salesman who sells doors, so...

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?

Violence always leads to pain” Trendal Malian- Ishtaria: Prince of Blades

Being a writer is a gift, being an author is amazing, becoming a best seller is everyone’s dream

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin’,” she told me. “Have you not bought anythin’ the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it’s all one to me.