I often think about a life of crime. But alas, politics isn’t for me.

The American people are fed up…with political posturing.’ True, but also an example of political posturing.

A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—and considerably harder to pan out of a river. I’ll be 33 in March, and all I’ve found so far is fool’s gold. Still,...

I planted a plastic plant, but nothing grew but political hope. I watered it with the tears of the voters.

With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.

Social change doesn’t happen overnight: It takes decades for momentum to build and for the once-radical edge to become mainstream.

Religious politics is the bent of those who push “The Myth of the Christian Nation” or “Muslim Supremicism” everywhere! ~ © gfp ’42™

The country is dying cause of an lack of men, not a lack of programms.

Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this.

A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politician strapped to a pile of wood. There should also be marshmallows.

The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the times he’s away from the office are the times he’s most valuable to our country.

Se uma planta não pode viver de acordo com sua natureza, ela morre. O mesmo ocorre com um homem.

My brakes sound like my horn, and my car’s bumper is bumpy enough to be brail. My ideal reader would be a speed-reading blind politician I didn’t vote for.

I say eek to Zeke Ekez, the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He looks like me, talks like me, and thinks like me, but I won’t vote for him, because I always vote for...

I had a dream about you. We were two lovers disguised as librarians. We met in the non-fiction section, and that’s the truth. Or at least that’s what we told your parents. They didn’t need...

I’m not the pervert you think I am. No, I’m an entirely different pervert. Keep cardboard tubes away from me. (I should be a politician.)

The principle of democracy is a recognition of the sovereign, inalienable rights of man as a gift from God, the Source of law.

I believe that, in this country, the press exerts a greater and a more pernicious influence than the church did in its worst period. We are not a religious people, but we are a nation...

A number I’d love to know: the % of those now saying ‘we have to vote Obama to stop an attack on Iran’ who will support one if Obama does it.

I know you don’t think that any tongue I speak is mine; it must be rented. I am always denial, or pretense. A child born mid-flight has no nation. I can pull on either culture,...

collecting secrets was and is crucial to solving foreign policy puzzles.

✡ Before aligning the body to the future, the mind has to straighten out from the impairment of religion.

Where are our Men of abilities? Why do they not come forth to save their Country?

The primary purposes of the political pamphlets of the early 1700s were neither to enlighten nor educate the masses, but to incite partisan conversation and spread commensurate ideas . . . Facts were not permitted...

If you fail to offer yourself for leadership then accept the blind man who is leading you.

No fim da entrevista, quando o líder cubano [Fidel Castro] já havia discorrido sobre tema variados, a repórter Lucia Newman quis saber a opinião sobre os cubanos presos em Miami ‘acusados de fazer espionagem para...

Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty” (2 Cor. 3:17).

This week, Zuma was quoted as saying, ‘When the British came to our country, they said everything we are doing was barbaric, was wrong, inferior in whatever way.’ But the serious critique of Zuma is...

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

He had an AM radio playing a conservative talk show. The host was making some very interesting statements about the president. I don’t usually pay much attention to politics, but from what the man said,...

In politics the unexpected happens

A fellow who once manipulated the money in your wallet but now curses the fellow who does.

London is one of the world’s centres of Arab journalism and political activism. The failure of left and right, the establishment and its opposition, to mount principled arguments against clerical reaction has had global ramifications....

Is it possible thatwe ‘hate’ politics because we have forgotten its specifi c and limitednature, its overwhelming value, and also its innate fragility? Could it bethat our expectations are so high that politics appears almost...

The rich don’t have to kill to eat. They employ people, as they call it. The rich don’t do evil themselves. They pay. People do all they can to please them, and everybody’s happy.

I have learnt from the politics of my great country, Nigeria that there is nothing wrong with the heads of states, but there is something wrong with the state of the heads.

He must have retired five or six times. He just can’t keep his hand out of politics.

Outrage is easy, cheap, and oversold. The nation needs less anger and more thoughtful reflection, less shouting and more listening, less dissembling and more honesty.

preemptive strike n.A blow or punch delivered by military aircraft to a target who is suspected of being adverse to one’s plot for world domination.

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or democracy?

A new type of superstition has got hold of people’s minds, the worship of the state. People demand the exercise of the methods of coercion and compulsion, of violence and threat. Woe to anybody who...

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?

We must have public officials who will stand up and tell the people exactly what they think… Our failure in recent years has not been the failure of the people to meet the challenges placed...

What I have said, and still believe with ever-increasing conviction, is that human society is always,whether it will or no, aristocratic by its very essence, to the extremethat it is a society in the measure...

You can call anyone you want a traitor as long as you’re the one holding the pen.

How can I help being a humbug. . .when all these people make me do things that everybody knows can’t be done?

Government in and of itself is the foremost agent for destroying order and imposing chaos.””To accept the legitimacy of the state is to embrace the necessity for war.””Political theory would be fine in a perfect...

If you want to denounce impunity then you have to start with denouncing the impunity that the regime enjoys.

A Nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but it’s lowest ones

the path of politics should be cleared with the sword of the constitution