The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.

I hate pulling out… I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing….

I’m against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.

”Tempting…so…fucking…tempting.” He gently peeled her hand away, slammed the door, and got in the driver’s side. Then he turned to her, the harsh planes of his face in the shadows creating a savage expression the...