My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back.

I’m too two for my taste. I want to be more one, more of a winner. If I start thinking like a champion, maybe I’ll start cheating like one.

Never be fooled that you are not number one, they got it wrong, because you beat a bunch of sperms to be alive.

Just to show my dad that I think he’s number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.