Just to show my dad that I think he’s number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.

My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back.

I’m too two for my taste. I want to be more one, more of a winner. If I start thinking like a champion, maybe I’ll start cheating like one.

Never be fooled that you are not number one, they got it wrong, because you beat a bunch of sperms to be alive.