Put not your trust in things, but in men. And women.

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

What’s your definition of dating?Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we’re not actively fucking

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

I read things that male relationship experts write about women and I read things that female relationship experts write about men, then I feel a true sadness in my heart. Why can’t there be a...

It was the impatience of the way he tore my panties from my body, that really turned me on: I was all he could think of, as his lust got the better of him. I...

Women think they cook better than men. Hmm, I just laugh. Men allowed women to be operating the kitchen because we love women so much. When it comes to the nittys-gritty of cooking, we’ll beat...

They know they’re supposed to do something, but they’re not sure what. And you know what they do when they’re not sure– of course you do: They either do the wrong thing or they do...

Have you ever seen The Last of the Mohicans?””I love it.””Really?” I’m over the moon. We share a movie. Finally, we’re on the same planet.”Don’t you love the part where he says, ‘Stay alive. I...

Can you imagine a world without men? There’d be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.

When men talk about the agony of being men, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of self-pity. And when women talk about being women, they can never quite get away from...

‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.

The ultimate male tradition is keeping women from sitting at the table of conversation regarding the balance of power between genders.

It’s a shame for a woman’s history to be all about men-first boys, then other boys, then men, men, men. It reminds me of the way our school history textbooks were all about wars and...

Single men and women who go home to an empty apartment or a dog or cat or child need adult conversation in their lives.

I pray for our wonderful men and women in uniform. They represent the ‘best of the best

Harris, as he occasionally explains to George and to myself, has daughters of his own, or, to speak more correctly, a daughter, who as the years progress will no doubt cease practising catherine wheels in...

Watching him with one eye, she wondered if men ever figured out that they were more appealing when they were pursuing their own work than when they were pursuing a woman.

Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.

Women may fail when there is no strength in man

We mourn with you in this moment of grief. Our hearts go out to the bright young men and women who were on that spacecraft. For us in India, we felt that since one of...

When you’re honest, what compares with the gorgeous thrill of sex? What brings you the same sense of wonder, pleasure, and fulfilment? I can’t think of anything as good.

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

The thing about girls? Suzanne said. Is we are more content-driven.

Coming to terms with the rhythms of women’s lives means coming to terms with life itself, accepting the imperatives of the body rather than the imperatives of an artificial, man-made, perhaps transcendentally beautiful civilization. Emphasis...

Yanımızdayken fazlasıyla bildik olan hayatına, birden kaçınılmaz olarak içine karışacağı başka hayatlar eklenir; belki de bizi o hayatlara karışmak için terk etmiştir. Giden kadının hayatındaki bu yeni zenginlik, geriye dönük olarak, yanımızdaki, belki de gidişini...

Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

It’s disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.