I’m fresh out of fucks to give.

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren’t because you’re trying to please a...

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn’t-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let...

People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong, and the next thing you know it is an hour later and you...

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they’re bad people.

… the devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for …

8:58 We go to McDonald’s. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT’S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS’S MENU,...