Now,young lady,I suppose you’re here for a work assignment.”Work?” Tally said.They both looked down at her puzzled expression, and Shay burst into laughter.

Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose?

Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.

In the campaign of 1876, Robert G. Ingersoll came to Madison to speak. I had heard of him for years; when I was a boy on the farm a relative of ours had testified in...

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

It’s easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does not mean you can make me do anything.

I realized that the good stories were affecting the organs of my body in various ways, and the really good ones were stimulating more than one organ. An effective story grabs your gut, tightens your...

Laughter is sweet when enjoyed alone. But it becomes sweeter when you enjoy it together with the people around you. Your success must lead to the success others.

I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever.

To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

A day without your child is like a day without sunshine; a month without your child is like a month without laughter; a year without your child is like a year without your heart; a...

People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt.

Tiny GigglesSilly giggles of laughterI store upon a shelfI give some to otherI save some for myselfI am rich beyond all measureThough not with worldly wealthI store up these treasuresFor my heart and soulful health.

I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about – people and laughter.

The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it’s a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with...

The sound of laughter has always seemed to me the most civilized music in the universe.

A strange thing happened to me in my dream. I was rapt into the Seventh Heaven. There sat all the gods assembled. As a special dispensation I was granted the favor to have one wish....

I love to hear the sound of laughter; that pretty much sums up my soul. Laughter should go where it’s needed,

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.

… it’s a bad sign when someone drinks a lot and doesn’t laugh.

I’m an expert on one-armed Herdazian jokes. ‘Lopen,’ my mother always says, ‘you must learn these to laugh before others do. Then you steal the laughter from them, and have it all for yourself.

I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.

There’s nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn’t even have to matter what they’re laughing about.

Here I would point out, as a symptom equally worthy of notice, the ABSENCE OF FEELING which usually accompanies laughter. It seems as though the comic could not produce its disturbing effect unless it fell,...

A good artist should laugh often!

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity – who’da thought?

If someone can make you laugh, they can make you cry

When you’re with Chris Wylde, there’s never not laughter.

They can fly and they howl, they slaughter depression and headaches, they daydream like gangbanging daffodils, orchids and cherry blossoms grasping mauve toffee clouds, they breastfeed laughter.

We can only feel sorry for ourselves when our misfortunes are still supportable. Once this limit is crossed, the only way to bear the unbearable is to laugh at it.

Lucian [of Samosata; 120-190 CE] was trying to make his audience laugh, rather than start a revolution

Laughing like crazythe child goes back to the citygives birth to monsterscreates earthquakeshairy women run nakedold folks who look like fetuses laugh and smoke.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

They hooted and laughed all the way back to the car, teasing Milkman, egging him on to tell more about how scared he was. And he told them. Laughing too, hard, loud, and long. Really...

How the hell does he expect both of us to fit into that tiny metal trap? Even if we could squeeze in, the tires will probably pop. In fact, let’s just carry it over. It’ll...

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,–making us think of funnier and funnier things.

There’s always people who want to go out for a laugh, and there’s always people who want to go out for a good cry.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you’re trying to show respect.

To hear them laugh was to hear that everything was all right, but to see them laugh was to see otherwise

That’s funny,” and when it’s funny, a person can’t say anything because they’re too busy laughing.

Each pain is Unbearable / yet TriflingSeeing the TRUTH is Excruciating / yet ExquisiteThrough Laugher & Tears / Grinning & Fear, we face our demons.

Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don’t know how to laugh either

He laughed to free his mind from his mind’s bondage.

Figure out what makes you laugh, and do more of it. Figure out what makes you cry, and do less of it.

4. Ditties of Life – 4.39 HUMANITY & DIVINITYWhen you lose reasoning you forget humanity,When you forget laughter you lose Divinity.[222]– 4

Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning...

She was like a lone angel floating above the surface of the earth, laughing with delight because she could fly but crying out of loneliness.