Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.




(No Ratings Yet)I’ve watched my peers get better with age and hoped that would happen with me.




(No Ratings Yet)If you live long enough, lots of nice things happen.




(No Ratings Yet)I think the worst thing that can happen to a good actor is fame.




(No Ratings Yet)I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches.




(No Ratings Yet)I’m a comeback waiting to happen. No one deserves it more than I do.




(No Ratings Yet)I’d do anything to have more kids. But that’s probably not gonna happen now.




(No Ratings Yet)Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.




(No Ratings Yet)I planned my success. I knew it was going to happen.




(No Ratings Yet)Anything or everything can happen. You determine how good or bad they are




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