When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf...

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

The greatest thing about golf, there’s no end to it unless you’re dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

It was Jack’s and Tom Watson’s day yesterday. But today, it’s another day.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there’s good and bad stuff.

I wasn’t sure I’d ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

I’ve been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

Every shot makes someone happy.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

What’s appropriate in America anymore?

When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they’d be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what’s going to happen tomorrow.

When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren’t comfortable. There’s one surefire way to get over...

I realize I’m not a machine. I’m going to make mistakes.

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It’s the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act...

Golf isn’t first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I’m tired of hurting....

I might not come home with hardware, but I’m winning.

I win everyday I’m out there.

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

It’s kind of exciting again. I’m doing everything right, right now. I’m driving the ball well and I’m hitting some pretty good irons and giving myself opportunities.

There’s a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I’ve enjoyed my ride.

Playing with friends is a victory.

It’s fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it’s a miserable game when things aren’t going well.

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I’ll tell you in skins, it’s a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

They talk about Amen Corner but there’s so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

Have a little fun. A few laughs.

I hope everybody’s had fun, because I’ve enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it’s time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn’t want to go in the hole on the back nine.

It’s nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you’ve done something good.

If I hadn’t become a golfer, I doubt I’d be wealthy, because I don’t have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

Everybody saying you can’t do this, you can’t do that. I don’t know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.

When things are going good they just keep going good.

There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It’s a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It’s made my whole career. It’s special.

I’m glad I don’t have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don’t have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless...

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it’s a fun game.

I’m not a great player, but I’m a damn good one.