I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible… but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see...

Business idea: Merge a billiard table with a golf course, and make the pockets as deep as a typical politician’s pants.

They should have their own golf game in their heads. They can’t do anything about Tiger.

Foreign players is what makes golf so popular now.

I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last.

I think, for the moment being, I just want to graduate with my degree and do something with golf.

That was definitely one of the hardest rounds of golf I’ve played in my life. It seemed like everything was going the wrong way.

The Masters truly is a tradition unlike any other. It will also be, by far, the most bet on golf event ever. Like last year, we expect to see a lot of people taking advantage...

Most members at Japanese golf courses are corporate, so investing in a golf-course stock is like investing in Japan’s economy. Still, the number of players isn’t growing, so some courses are having to cut fees...

Golf is a better game played downhill.

I know it’s only February, and golf is not on people’s minds, but last year we turned down 30 golfers.

The last two years have been hell. I thought we’d buy a boat, play golf, go to the beach. But that hasn’t worked out.

I certainly don’t think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf.

I did ‘Formula 51’ because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.

I’m not going to say anything nasty about golf. I have a standing offer – and I’ve told this to Bill and Mike – that if they ever do a charity golf thing again, I...

What a round of golf that is. I saw him at 8 under and thought he was playing a scramble with Ted Purdy.

It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up.

I like trying to win. That’s what golf is all about.

True sportsmanship is excellence in motion!

We hear about Tiger Woods as a prodigy at three years old. For every Tiger Woods, there are thousands of kids who never want to touch a golf club again.

That’s just a testament to the golf courses. It’s a diverse test. They put bunkers in places where those big boys will find them and I won’t. It’s different this week.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

ESPN, is having the ability to foretell future outcomes in sports.

The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman –a matter of millimetres.

Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man’s sins.

I think there was an old guy out there playing golf who wasn’t supposed to compete anymore, probably in his own mind too. But I started putting pretty well a few weeks before the tournament...

I don’t like golf. It’s not for me, it’s too quiet.

I’d like to hire the other 4,400 volunteers to go look for my golf balls.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

It’s the best 71 holes of golf I’ve ever played.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

You son of a bitch. You’re something else. I’m really proud of you.

He was very hard on me, … It didn’t matter if it was ping-pong or golf or pool, he’d try to beat me. He’s definitely the person who taught me how to compete.

Excuse me, I must go and putt

I always say golf’s a really good exposer of a player’s personality.

I don’t think that the way I plan on playing the golf course is any different being ahead as it would be being behind. I think you have to take what the course gives you.

To be able to play the most challenging golf courses in the world is as good as it gets. That is a dream vacation.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad.

I feel the happiest when I’m at the golf course. And I feel calm when I’m on the golf course. I think I’m just a much better person when I’m on the golf course.

It’s like playing golf, I guess. I think she’s kind of had a case of the yips. Nobody’s really been talking about it, but we worked with her in practice and noticed her elbow out...

The hardest thing in golf is trying to two-putt when you have to, because your brain isn’t wired that way. You’re accustomed to trying to make putts, and when you change that mind-set, your brain...

I guess overall you’ve got to believe that you have a great golf swing and it’s working. If you start worrying about if your golf swing is there or not, you’re going to fall.

It was definitely another good year for the golf course. I don’t see anything on the horizon that would cause us concern. As long as we continue to provide a good product, I don’t see...

I’ve been taking care of other people’s golf courses for 15 years, and it’s been my lifelong dream to have my own course. This is like winning the lottery. I feel like the new sheriff...

I made a pleasant discovery. You work hard at something eight hours a day, you get better. Not a lot better necessarily, but a little better, and that’s just fine, because improving at golf, or...

They talk about Amen Corner but there’s so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

Oddly enough it’s the only golf club that I won a major with that I don’t have. I’m sure one of my boys gave it away.

This isn’t golf. It’s supposed to be loud.