The last two years have been hell. I thought we’d buy a boat, play golf, go to the beach. But that hasn’t worked out.

I certainly don’t think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf.

I did ‘Formula 51’ because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.

I’m not going to say anything nasty about golf. I have a standing offer – and I’ve told this to Bill and Mike – that if they ever do a charity golf thing again, I...

What a round of golf that is. I saw him at 8 under and thought he was playing a scramble with Ted Purdy.

It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up.

I like trying to win. That’s what golf is all about.

True sportsmanship is excellence in motion!

We hear about Tiger Woods as a prodigy at three years old. For every Tiger Woods, there are thousands of kids who never want to touch a golf club again.

That’s just a testament to the golf courses. It’s a diverse test. They put bunkers in places where those big boys will find them and I won’t. It’s different this week.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

ESPN, is having the ability to foretell future outcomes in sports.

The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman –a matter of millimetres.

Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man’s sins.

I think there was an old guy out there playing golf who wasn’t supposed to compete anymore, probably in his own mind too. But I started putting pretty well a few weeks before the tournament...

I don’t like golf. It’s not for me, it’s too quiet.

I’d like to hire the other 4,400 volunteers to go look for my golf balls.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

It’s the best 71 holes of golf I’ve ever played.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

You son of a bitch. You’re something else. I’m really proud of you.

He was very hard on me, … It didn’t matter if it was ping-pong or golf or pool, he’d try to beat me. He’s definitely the person who taught me how to compete.

Excuse me, I must go and putt

I always say golf’s a really good exposer of a player’s personality.

I don’t think that the way I plan on playing the golf course is any different being ahead as it would be being behind. I think you have to take what the course gives you.

To be able to play the most challenging golf courses in the world is as good as it gets. That is a dream vacation.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad.

I feel the happiest when I’m at the golf course. And I feel calm when I’m on the golf course. I think I’m just a much better person when I’m on the golf course.

It’s like playing golf, I guess. I think she’s kind of had a case of the yips. Nobody’s really been talking about it, but we worked with her in practice and noticed her elbow out...

The hardest thing in golf is trying to two-putt when you have to, because your brain isn’t wired that way. You’re accustomed to trying to make putts, and when you change that mind-set, your brain...

I guess overall you’ve got to believe that you have a great golf swing and it’s working. If you start worrying about if your golf swing is there or not, you’re going to fall.

It was definitely another good year for the golf course. I don’t see anything on the horizon that would cause us concern. As long as we continue to provide a good product, I don’t see...

I’ve been taking care of other people’s golf courses for 15 years, and it’s been my lifelong dream to have my own course. This is like winning the lottery. I feel like the new sheriff...

I made a pleasant discovery. You work hard at something eight hours a day, you get better. Not a lot better necessarily, but a little better, and that’s just fine, because improving at golf, or...

They talk about Amen Corner but there’s so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

Oddly enough it’s the only golf club that I won a major with that I don’t have. I’m sure one of my boys gave it away.

This isn’t golf. It’s supposed to be loud.

When I first saw the course 18 years ago, it was so intimidating. It was a new style of golf, a new concept. So it took some time for guys to learn to like it....

It’s going to be very difficult. It’s going to be a very tough test of golf now with the changes making it even more difficult. It’s a very challenging golf course now. I think the...

That is probably one of the toughest days I’ve ever had on the golf course. It just felt like everything I was doing was backfiring on me. I was hitting good shots, but nothing seemed...

With all the lawn fertilizers, agricultural fertilizers, golf courses, etc., nobody’s arguing that there are more nutrients in the system than is natural.

A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing viewpoints. You see, it was designed to trap your ball. So it exists to have balls land in it. But it...

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I’ve ever seen.

It’s a blank slate. My only goal is to promote the game of golf so it should all fall into place.

[This from the woman who is possibly the best driver of the golf ball in LPGA history: No one as long has ever been as accurate, and no one as accurate has ever been as...

My philosophy is to enjoy yourself. Do the things you want to do, like play golf!

When I’m not working, I like to play golf.

I knew it was going well. I was just playing golf.