We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us.

She loved him, even though it was so hard to love anybody else after loving my dad. I think I knew this before she did.

In a proud fatherly sadomasicisticly way, I am thrilled when I get hit. As every deep purple bruise on my body represented a perfect swing. If I were to lift my shirt at any time...

My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hide my feelings in. (No smoking, please.)

I found out who my real dad is on Facebook. I also found out who he isn’t. He isn’t the man I thought he isn’t.

There is no substitute for your impassioned prayers on behalf of your children

It made a big difference in my life to grow up with a dad who wasn’t afraid of how great my mom was.

Simple. I grew up a field-worker. My dad made 50 cents a day picking cotton in the San Joaquin Valley. I never thought I’d get to teach, never thought I’d get to coach, never thought...

Joshie has always told Post Human Services Staff to keep a diary, to remember who we were because every moment, our brains and synapses are being rebuilt and rewired with maddening disregard for our personalities,...

My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was...

Live your life. Be happy as you can be, let go of the things that don’t matter, and fight.

And I feel like a real Dad when I read to her at night. She won’t sleep without one story, at least.

Yeah, I know they do, Evan.

I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!

The thaw came and the snow melted away and so did my dad. ’til there wasn’t nothing left.

No man can protect you like your father, No women can love you like your mother.

I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t hear it through the grass, the dirt, and his coffin lid.

I told my father I was his dad. But I lied. He’s adopted.

Before you and your spouse can work as a team raising your children, you must first work as a team in your marriage.

Be more than a father, be a dad. Be more than a figure, be an example.

To your parents you are still that innocent baby, and sometimes even you will need your father’s hand and your mother’s lap.

King of Prussia.

Instructions for Dad.I don’t want to go into a fridge at an undertaker’s. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I got lonely?...

I love you beyond paint, beyond melodies, beyond words. And I hope you will always feel that, even when I’m not around to tell you so.

I walked out of his room sure I’d said the right thing maybe not as a father but as a Dad. I’d said the right thing, for once in my life.

Most of the world knows him as the dad on Full House , but I know him as this funny, sick comedian. He and Andrew Dice Clay were the two dirty, hilarious comedians when I...

Dad, is that you?

If you love your dad, it’s tough when he dies. If you don’t like your dad, it’s tough when he dies. Because you lose that guy. Whatever you didn’t get, you miss. And what you...

It’s rally bad when dads cry.

Most kids start talking by age two. I didn’t say a word until I was twelve. I was just angry and defiant I guess. My first word wasn’t “Mom” or “Dad.” It was “No.

I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

My Dad gave me wings to my DREAMS. – Merlin Thomas

My Dad has been a feminist, way before I learnt how to spell the word.

My dad (Harold) moved 20 miles in three hours yesterday. He still has 100 miles to go, … I have friends out there. I don’t know where they are.

Even though my mom and dad were divorced, she was still there, she was still by his side (in the hospital).

Between the four years when you murdered my dad and now … yeah, I grew a lot.

Listen to me, kitten. Win or lose, you’ll always be a princess to me.

We used to play a lot of two-on-two. My dad put a hoop up in our garage. We played in the winter and at least two or three times a week in the summer. It...